Real Satire

After profound analysis I’ve decided that our retired Republican Socialist actually want a police state; to gain protection from the working class Democrats that want five hundred channels of [PROFESSIONAL ? ] wrestling and NASCAR on the cable, beer, porn, easy sex and two weeks a year at Disney World. They don’t read much, largely because of honest inability, and count on their fingers, up to maybe six. They’d be perfectly happy to have storm troopers on every corner, as Uzis and flack jackets lend drama to lives that don’t have any intellectual pursuits.

This deplorable situation is the result of a government controlled education that brain drains our citizens before they reach puberty, and destroys interest in any higher thoughts than self gratification, and media addiction.

If any of you can still remember 300 word letters to the Editor; I was infuriated when they cut them to 200, as it is a severe handicap for a government educated person to express a proposition without using body language or audible grunts. The dull and ignorant have rights too, and deserve to be heard (from)! However, the word YUHNO they invented has never been assigned a correct spelling, so, I guess it’s immaterial.

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